10 unconventional funny quotes that you don’t see everyday

I know it’s been awhile but anyway, here are some positive yet funny quotes, that we all can use to brighten our day. What do you think about this dog or should I say pig? Comment below

Abraham Lincoln

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

Albert Einstein

” Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

Benny Hill

” Have you noticed, that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”

Bob Hope

” A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

Buddy Hackett

” As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

Elbert Hubbard

” Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

Stephen Hawking

” Life would be tragic, if it weren’t funny.”

Yogi Berra

” If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

Langston Coleman

” Luck is what you have left over after you give 💯 percent.”

Kyle Chandler

” Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”

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